I took this idea from ~Apocalyptic-Wolf who posted something just like this in her journal only about Louisiana instead of Missouri. XD Annnnnddd all of it's true. Only one of these things don't apply to me it's pronouncing Missouri "Missou-rah". I actually don't have an accent. >_>

1. You've never met any celebrities.

2. Everyone you know has been on a "Float Trip,"

3. "Vacation" means driving to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or
Six Flags.

4. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years AFTER they were
popular..

5. You measure distance in minutes rather than miles. For example,
"Well, Webb City's only 20 minutes away."

6. Down south to you means Arkansas.

7. The phrase "I'm going to the Lake this weekend" only means one
thing.

8. You know several people who have hit a deer.

9. You think Missouri is spelled with an "ah" at the end.

10. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.

11. You know what "Party Cove" is.

12. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

13. You instinctively ask some one you've just met, "What High School
did you go to?"

14. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

15. You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."

16. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.

17. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

18. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one
in it, no matter what time of day.

19. You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.
20. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:
"Where's my coat at?"

21. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable or grain.

22. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked.

23. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and
Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

24. You carry jumper cables in your car and know that everyone else
should.

25. You went to skating parties as a kid.

26. You only own three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

27. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

28. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

29. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one
page, but requires six pages for sports.

30. You think I-44 is spelled and pronounced "farty-far." (St. Louis
only.)

31. You'll pay for your kids to go to college unless they want to go
to KU.

32. You think that "deer season" is a National Holiday.

33. You know that Concordia is halfway between Kansas City and
Columbia, and Columbia is halfway between St. Louis
and Kansas City, and the Warrenton Outlet Mall is halfway between
Columbia and St. Louis.

34. You can't think of anything better than sitting on the porch in
the middle of the summer during a thunderstorm.

35. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

36. You've said, "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."

37. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and
Football.

38. You know if another Missourian is from the Boot-heel, Ozarks,
Eastern, Middle or Western Missouri soon as they open their mouth.

39. You know that Harry S Truman, Walt Disney and Mark Twain are all
from Missouri.

40. You failed World Geography in school because you thought Cuba,
Versailles, California, Nevada, Houston, Cabool, Louisiana,
Springfield, and Mexico were cities in Missouri. (And they are!)

41. You think a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.

42. You know what "HOME OF THE THROWED ROLL" means.